Today at work, I was writing about a new science-y study that links promiscuity to one’s DNA. I couldn’t figure out what to do about an image for the post, so out of desperation I did a Google image search of “slut.” What I found was me. Twice. I guess my work here is done?
I have to alert Rich to his guilt by association.
The only real conclusion I’ve come to after pondering all of this is that I’m really glad that I have bangs again. I missed them.